►Men NEVER listen?

Nice one, enjoy! 

A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: 

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

NOTE: "Please take only one drop" 

So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..

The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." 

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. 

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. 

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.

"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." 

"So where is he?" 

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."

SUSAH CARI KERJA

Saking susahnya nyari kerjaan, akhirnya seorang lulusan ITB terpaksa menerima tawaran untuk bekerja di Kebun Binatang Ragunan.

"Apa boleh buat daripada nganggur kerja beginian juga bolehlah, yang penting halal!" begitu tekadnya.

Maka sejak hari itu sang insinyur muda mulai bekerja sebagai "monyet-monyetan"

Sepanjang hari harus betah mengenakan baju monyet, pakai topeng monyet sambil mengunyah pisang atau kacang rebus terus-terusan. Dan harus jempalitan selincah mungkin untuk menarik perhatian pengunjung. Pokoknya tak beda dengan monyet asli yang sudah mulai punah.

Tak ayal lagi pengunjung Kebon Binatang Ragunan membludak lantaran mau 'ngeliat si monyet super yang konon tidak hanya lincah dan gesit tetapi juga cerdas!
Wong lulusan ITB kok..

Sayang sekali yang namanya sial itu sulit dielakkan ....dan akhirnya bisa datang juga. Sedang enak-enaknya jempalitan, tiba-tiba:

"Gedebuk.... .byurrrrrrrrrrr" Sang monyet terjatuh ke dalam kandang buaya.

"Waduh, mati aku!" pikirnya sebelon dimangsa oleh buaya-buaya ganas itu.

Tapi ketika mulut buaya terbuka lebar siap menggigit, dari dalam terdengar suara berbisik "Jangan takut mas....kami dari UI ........ "

► Just for a morning laugh

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one hell
of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and
just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM
tee time at the best golf club in town and it's 9:00
already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic
to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is
surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled
without using anything to kill the pain.' So the
dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?
The man turned to his wife and said,
'Open your mouth Honey, and show him.

Bachrul Hakim, 11 Maret 2009

► BEFORE & AFTER Marriage

He : Yesss.... At last, It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave ?
He : No ! ..... don't event think about it.
She : Do you love me ?
He : Of course ..... over and over.
She : Have you ever cheated on me ?
He : No !, why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me ?
He : Every chance I get !
She : Will you hit me ?
He : Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you ?
He : Yes !
She : Darling .......

AFTER Marriage

(Simply read from bottom to up)

► Wife's Number

A newly married Husband saved his wife’s number on his mobile as “MY HONEY”; After one year of marriage, it was found changed to ”MY WIFE”; After Five years of Marriage: “HOME” and after Ten Years “HITLER” and after Silver Anniversary “WRONG NUMBER”...